Top 10 Signs You Got A Bad Xmas Tree

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU GOT A BAD XMAS TREE
10. It's two feet tall and 40 feet wide.
9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck to it.
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
6. Each branch has a "Duraflame" sign printed on it.
5. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top 10 list.
4. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it.
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
2.
Some guy named Mujibur put a cheap Statue of Liberty trinket on top of it.
1. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size."