Bagpipe Q And A

BAGPIPE Q AND A Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bagpipe recital. Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it. Q: What do bagpipers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities Q: How is playing a
bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise. Q: What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool. Q: What's one thing you never hear people say?
A: Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche. Q: What's the difference between a
bagpipe and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe. Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q: How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one. Q: Why is a bagpipe like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.