The Pun Reference Library

THE PUN REFERENCE LIBRARY
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
I Win!: U. Lose
The Porn Queen: Mona Lott*
Feelings: Cara Lott*
Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus*
Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah*
Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
The Bog: Pete Maas*
The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann*
The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven(l)
Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
It's Unfair!: Y. Me
He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee*
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner(l)
The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz*
Animal Scents: Farrah Mones*
Soak Your
Ex-Husband: Ali Money(6)
The National Science Foundation: Grant Money*
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast*
How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore(n)
Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway*
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics(g)
Rusty Bedsprings: I.P. Nightly(m)
I'm an Atheist: Noel NoheaveN
The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift*
The Big Wave: Sue Nami(c)
The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium*
French Cars: Myra Neault(k)
Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit*
East Coast Universities: Cora Nell(l)
Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness*
Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett*
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse*
Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade*
Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
Punk
Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze*
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt*
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn(l)
Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal*
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture*
Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye(k)
Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate*
The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty*
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen*
The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat*
Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor(l)
Indian/Italian Cuisine: Ravi Oley*
Go Away!: Ron Onhome*
Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn*
Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono*
Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya*
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
Come on in!: Doris Open
Crackdown: Lauren Order*
Nice Hotels: Mary Ott(i)
Danger!: Luke Out
Party On,
Dude: Jill Out*
Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis
Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh
If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs
Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts
Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Cut the Grass!:
Moses Lawn
Manana: Stew Layt
To be Honest: Frank Lee
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies
Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants
Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin
Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard
Bring to the Grocer's: R. List
Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt
Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard
The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee
Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts
Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
The
Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz
Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd
Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
String Instruments: Viola Player
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole
The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports
Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
House Plants: Clay Potts
Just Say No: Will Power
April Fool!: Sue Prize
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval
Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns
Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason
Rainbow
Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Don't Tread On Me: Amanda B. Reckonwith
Too Rough: Soren Redd
Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight
No: Kurt Reply
Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco
Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia
Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
Bad Investment: Les Riches
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast
Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari
Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
The Empath: Ophelia Sadness
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope
Maritime Rules: Paula See
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember
Rules For Living: Sharon
Sharalike
Dull Razor: Nick Shaving
Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces
May Flowers: April Showers
Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool
Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder
Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw
Look Younger: Fay Slift
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud
Tailoring: Serge Soote
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout
Gangway!: Hedda Steam*
How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
How to Draw: Ellis Strait
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap
Events In
The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika
Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank
When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant