Tell The Truth

TELL THE TRUTH A rabbi ends up seated next to the pope on a long plane ride back to Rome. After a while, the Pope leans over and says "Rabbi, something about your religion has always puzzled me -- those dietary restrictions. Tell the truth, have you ever eaten pork?" The rabbi, somewhat sheepishly says "Well, yes in truth, I have." Later, the rabbi turns to the Pope and says "Tell me, Your Holiness -- I've also been somewhat confused
about some aspects of Catholicism. Have you ever had sex?" The Pope, also sheepishly says, "Well, yes in fact, I have." The rabbi, conspiratorially says "It's better than pork, isn't it?"