500 DOLLARS
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the
$500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
$500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "The bastard dropped $500, in quarters!"
