AMERICANISED
Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive, the two fathers make a bet; in a year's time whichever family has become more American, will win.
A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast & I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud; how about you?"
The second man replies, "Fuck You, RagHead."
