ANNIVERSARY
In a stationery store, Mike quickly picked out a card for his wife for their anniversary. The clerk was surprised by how little time it took him, and she began relating a story about another customer who spent a half-hour searching for the right anniversary greeting.
Noticing the man lingering over one card after another, the clerk went to see if she could help. "Is there a problem?" she asked.
"Yes, there is," he replied ruefully. "I can't find one my wife will believe."
