ARKANSAS FURNITURE DEALER
A furniture dealer from Arkansas decided that he wanted to expand the lines of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, which he thought was the capital of European furniture, to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Arkansas.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French, and motioned toward the chair.
He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for awhile, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
