BLONDE STUFF
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
A: By the ears.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.
A: She believed him.
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
A: They take off their makeup.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag.
A: When she farts, her knees bag.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: Who
cares?
A: Who
cares?
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
A: Her feet!
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way
A: By the chipped tooth.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
A: "Nice tits!"
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet Fuck All...
A: Sweet Fuck All...
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
A: She wanted to go on a round trip.
A: She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q:
Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
