BUMPER STICKERS
* Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
* Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
* Practice Safe Sex; Go Screw Yourself.
* If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
* Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
* To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
* Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
* If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
* Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
