A CASE FOR THE ISI
The phone rings at ISI headquarters. "Hello?"
"Hello, is this ISI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tariq. He is hiding arms and ammunition in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the ISI comes over to Tariq's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, found no arms and ammunition, swear at Tariq and leave.
The phone rings at Tariq's. "Hey, Tariq! Did the ISI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
