CLEAN PANTS
Three guys were joining the Army. One was an Italian, one was an Irishman, and one was Polish. They are standing in line to get their issued clothes and underwear.
They reach the guy who is handing out the underwear and he asks the Italian guy, "How many pair of underwear do you want?"
The Italian guy answers, "I'll have 7 pair...one for each day of the week."
So the guy gives him his 7 pair and he moves on.
Next comes the Irishman and he asks, "How many pair of underwear do you want?"
The Irishman answers, " I'll have 6 pair...one for each day of the week, and I'll wear the same ones on Sunday, that I wore on Saturday."
So the guy says ok and hands him his 6 pair and moves on.
Last comes the Polish guy and he asks, " Alright, how many pair of underwear do you want?"
The Polish guys answers, " I'll take 12 pair."
This surprises the guy and he shouts, "12 pair! What the heck do you need 12 pair of underwear for?"
The Polish guy says, "Yes, 12 pair. One for each month of the year!"
