DINNER AND DATE
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle.
While they were away the cook saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he slaughtered the sheep, and cooked it.
That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking and ignoring the cook. He pulled one
aside and asked, ... "Did I screw up the cooking"
aside and asked, ... "Did I screw up the cooking"
"No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
