DOCTORS
The first guy caught a 2-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a kidney surgeon and when I remove kidneys I keep the leftovers to use as bait."
The second guy caught a 4-pounder. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses. The guy said, "I am a lyposuction surgeon and I always keep the leftover fat to use as bait."
The third guy caught a 20-pounder. The
others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses.
others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of bait he uses.
The guy said, "I am a plastic surgeon and always keep leftover noses to use as bait."
The fourth caught a 100-pound whopper. The others were amazed and wanted to know what kind of doctor he was.
He replied "I'm not a doctor - I'm a Rabbi."
