DRIVING TEST
It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing.
"Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over.
"No,"said the officer. "But you are driving a stolen vehicle."
Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me, "Does this mean I failed my test?"
