DRUNKEST
Three women were out late drinking together. In the wee hours of the morning they split up and went home separately.The next day, the three women met for lunch and compared stories about who was drunkest the night before.
The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home from the last bar, walked into the house and blew Chuck as soon as I got through the door."
The second said, "You think that was drunk?
Hell, I didn't even make home. I wrapped my car around the first tree I came across. I don't even have insurance!"
Hell, I didn't even make home. I wrapped my car around the first tree I came across. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was drunker than both of you.When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and almost burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment as they considered the stories. Then, the first girl quietly explained, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chuck is my dog."
