GOING TO A LECTURE The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture," the man said. "And who is going to give
a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.
