HELL AND HEAVEN
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are separated by a big chain-link fence.
Well, one day the residents of hell were having a big party and it got a little out of hand. The Residents of heaven heard the ruckus and arrived to find their fence completely smashed by the wild
partiers.
They called the devil on the phone and said "You have the fence rebuilt."
partiers.
They called the devil on the phone and said "You have the fence rebuilt."
The devil agreed.
The next day the residents of heaven noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence as agreed to except he moved the fence line two feet further into heaven than before.
The residents of heaven were angry.
They called the Devil and said, "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"We will sue you if you don't."
"Sure," laughed the devil. "Just remember I have all the judges and all those who could enforce the judgement!!"
