Hum Tum

HUM TUM

HUM: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
TUM: Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!

HUM: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
TUM: No time at all it is already built (think ahead).

HUM: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what
would you have?
TUM: Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)

HUM: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
TUM: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

HUM: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
TUM: He sleeps at night.

HUM: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
TUM: Wet. (sorry abt this)

HUM: What looks like
half an apple ?
TUM: The other half.

HUM: What can you never eat for breakfast ?
TUM: Dinner.

HUM: What gets wet with drying ?
TUM: A towel.

HUM: What happened when wheel was invented ?
TUM: It caused a revolution.

HUM: Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
TUM: Because it has its own scales.

HUM: Bay of Bengal is in which state?
TUM: Liquid

HUM: What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
TUM: Nag did not punch me.

HUM: now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
TUM: I punched Nag.

HUM: Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
TUM: Chin-1 & Chin-3