HUNG
A man is walking on the beach, when he finds an old brass oil lamp. He starts rubbing the sand and mud off to try and see it better, when two Blonde genies appear. They thank him for freeing them from the lamp and tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the Blonde genies disappear.
The next thing he knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. Suddenly, he feels something soft under his feet and looking down, sees that the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. He grins in anticipation.....
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door, and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two Blonde genies!
One Blonde genie says to the other, "I don't get it. I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire."
"But, why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
