IF TITANIC (the movie) WAS MADE IN INDIA.... - There would be 10 times as many people in the ship. - There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing in the rain. - By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis and brother. - It would be a
seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?" (IF WE HAVE LOVED EACH OTHER..WHY SHOULD WE BE AFRAID TO DIE) - The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and still survive while the villain would die in the first few drops. - The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero. - The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.
- And can you imagine how many times we would hear bachaoo? (HELP!! SAVE US)
