INNOCENT
Judge: Paul, you are charged with being a penniless bookkeeper who stole a lot of money from your firm. Do you understand the severity of this charge?
Paul: Yes, sir. I could go to prison for twenty years.
Judge: Then why are you representing yourself?
Paul: Because every
lawyer I spoke to refused to take my case.
lawyer I spoke to refused to take my case.
Judge: Which can only mean you are innocent of the crime. Case dismissed.
