LITTLE CHUCKLES
---> There is no such thing as donuts. Only bucks have them
---> I'll bet if you were a porn star who worked with the same actors all the time, you'd really get to know each other inside and out.
---> With the immense popularity of Viagra it's not surprising that the company has now started to produce versions of the drug for specific groups of customers:
Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
---> Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.
---> The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu. He says, being a smart ass,"I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu.
The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu.
---> A blonde woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.
She answered, "Well, that depends on what's in it for me."
She answered, "Well, that depends on what's in it for me."
