Male / Female Comebacks To Male Pick Up Lines

MALE / FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES SEEN YOU Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a slut. -------------------------- SEAT Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet. -------------------------- PLACE Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and
I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. -------------------------- IMPERSONATOR Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! --------------------------
EGGS Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass. -------------------------- END OF WORLD Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. (OOPS... OUCH... ) -------------------------- MIS-HEARD Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants. -------------------------- PRETTY Man: You're pretty... Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty fuck'n ugly.