MEN...
* Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady.
* Man has his will - but woman has her way.
* Man has his will Woman has her won't!
* If you are in love with a smile, don't make the mistake of marrying the whole man.
* Man is an animal that thinks; chicken is an animal that flies.
* Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.
* Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
* Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
* Man may work from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.
* A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
Dating children.
* Men would rather pledge allegiance to a flag than to a woman.
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door!
Close the door!
* Don't trust a man who says he's single and then picks you up in a Volvo Estate with a child seat in the back
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac?
A. A cock that stays up all night.
A. A cock that stays up all night.
Q. Why did the football hero flunk his American Literature Exam?
A. He thought Mob Dick was a kind of venereal disease.
A. He thought Mob Dick was a kind of venereal disease.
* Most sophisticated women realize that any man who knows more than three lovemaking positions have to be rated an imaginative lover.
Q. Why won't a man make a commitment?
A. He's afraid he'd have to share his beer
and pretzels.
A. He's afraid he'd have to share his beer
and pretzels.
* Did you hear about the man that was so dumb that he thought the purpose of an erection was to get rid of the wrinkles in his penis?
