MIRACLE
Mary was just a little worried about her 29 year old son, Jesus, because he had so far never met a girl in the proper sense of the word. She therefore contacted Mary Magdalene, asking her as, a favour, to...initialize him.
Mary was just a little worried about her 29 year old son, Jesus, because he had so far never met a girl in the proper sense of the word. She therefore contacted Mary Magdalene, asking her as, a favour, to...initialize him.
Mary Magdalene obliged and paid a visit to Mary, when Jesus was also at home. Mary, with an excuse, left them alone and when she came back, Mary Magdalene was gone.
What happened ? "asked Mary, pretty curious.
"Well, Jesus
answered, as soon as you left, Mary Magdalene touched my leg and I did the same with hers. Then she proceeded in touching my dick and I touched hers. Only there was no dick there.
answered, as soon as you left, Mary Magdalene touched my leg and I did the same with hers. Then she proceeded in touching my dick and I touched hers. Only there was no dick there.
"And what did you do, then," asked Mary.
"I produced, of course, a miracle and now she has a dick in the proper place as everybody."
