MOTHER NATURE One morning while golfing, Sidney had to relieve himself. Looking around, and seeing nobody in sight, Sidney started pissing behind a bush...when finished he heard a voice. "Shame on you!" He turned around to see a woman standing there. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm Mother
Nature and you just urinated on my buttercups. so therefore, there will be no more butter for you." "Oh what a relief," he said, "I could have pissed on the pussy willows."
