MOTHERS DICTIONARY AMNESIA:
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. DUMBWAITER:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK:
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME:
What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS:
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE:
A
woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT:
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. POW:
The first word spoken by children with older siblings. PUDDLE:
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry clothes into it. SHOW OFF:
A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE:
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. TWO MINUTE WARNING:
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL:
Able to whine in words. WHODUNIT:
None of the kids that live in your house.. WEEKEND:
When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
