NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IDEAS
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Read less. (Makes you think.)
3. Watch more TV. (You've been missing some good stuff.)
4. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
5. Get into a whole NEW rut!
6. Create loose ends.
7. Get further in debt.
8. Break at least one traffic law.
9. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
10. Associate with even worse business clients.
11. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
12. Wait around for opportunity.
13. Focus on the faults of others.
14. Mope about faults.
15. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
