NINE IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE! 1. THE DOCTOR:
because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2. THE DENTIST:
because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?". 4. THE MILKMAN:
because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" 6. THE STOCK BROKER:
because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." 7. THE BANKER:
because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. 8. THE HUNTER:
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots. 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
