ONE LINERS TO DESCRIBE MY WIFE
* She's not pushing forty --She's dragging it!
* I'm not saying she's fat --But I could have sworn I heard her calves "moo"
* I'm not saying she's narrow minded... Then again, she only wears one earring
* Although the doctor said she didn't have ulcers. Her husband insists she's a carrier.
* I'm not saying she's a pushy broad... But I hear she took private lessons from Hillary
* She inherited her beauty --Her Father left her the family's drugstore
* She sez her face is her fortune --I agree, but she oughta keep it in a vault
* I wouldn't exactly say she was fat --She's just a little broad shouldered around the hips
* She always sez "Talk is Cheap" --She oughta know; I think she gets it wholesale
