PARKING PROBLEM SOLVED
A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a parking space in their own parking lot because members of a nearby Baptist church, which met earlier on Saturday morning for revival meetings, got there first.
So, the Jewish synagogue had a problem. What should they do???
Now they could have towed the Baptist's cars away. Or they could have patrolled their lot on Saturday mornings. Or they could have written a letter to the offending church members, imploring them to park elsewhere, but they didn't.
Instead, they had bumper stickers printed.
One Saturday morning they stuck a bumper sticker to every car in their lot -- Baptist and Jewish alike. The sticker read: "I'M PROUD TO BE JEWISH !!!"
No more parking lot problems!