PUNS FOR FUN
* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
*Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find
the key.
* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
* A backward poet writes inverse.
* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
*Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
* A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
* He often broke into song because he couldn't find
the key.
* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
