Quit

QUIT I went to the eye doc for my annual exam and he did the usual battery of tests then told me to have a seat in the waiting room. About 20 minutes later he asked me to go into his office. I sat down and he told me I had to quit masturbating, I told him I thought that was an old wives tale. He said. "Oh, your eyes are fine, you're just bothering the other people in the waiting room."