RAPE
A rape victim walks into a Police station and is greeted by a very polite thulla (cop)
Thulla:- "aaeye behenji kya hua"
"Mera balaatkaar ho gaya" says the woman (I was raped)
"Statement likhane parhe ge behanji"
So the cop pulls out his book and writes- as the woman narrates her woeful tale
Woman:- "Mai bus se utre, voh mera peecha karne laga"
Thulla:- "Phir kya hua behanji"
Woman:- "Mai apne ghar ke taraf muri, voh mere peeche tha"
Thulla:- "Phir kya hua behanji"
Woman:- "Raat ka time tha, nukkar pe uss ne mujhe pakar leeya. bacchane wala koi nahin tha
Thulla:- "Phir kya hua behanji"
Woman:- "Phir uss ne mere saare kapre utaar deye"
Thulla:- "Phir kya hua behanji"
Woman:- "Phir hona kya tha ... tere behan chud gayi"
