REALLY GOOD ADVICE...
* People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
* Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
* If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
* The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
* To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
* Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
* Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
* Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
* Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
* After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
* People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
* Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
* If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
* The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
* To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
* Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
* Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
* Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
* Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
* After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
