SCREWED TWICE
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!"
He says, "Twice?
"Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?"
She says, "Because I thought it was you -- until he started the second time."
