SECRET GUY CODE BROKEN
* "It's a guy thing."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
* "Can I help with dinner?"
Really means.... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
Really means.... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
* "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
Really means.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
* "It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
* "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means.... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
Really means.... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
* "It's a really good movie."
Really means.... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and gorgeous babes."
Really means.... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and gorgeous babes."
* "You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
