Seniors Guide On How To Seduce Your Spouse
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009
SENIORS GUIDE ON HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR SPOUSE - Secretly replace his Centrum Silver with Viagra. - Light a few candles and put on some romantic music -- then dress up like "Matlock." - Walk around the house in a T-shirt, black socks and no underpants. Hey, it worked for my old man. - Sensuous Aspercreme rubdowns. - Shout lewd suggestions into her hearing aid. - Crank up the oxygen tent to "high" and hope you get lucky. - Give her a sensual foot massage, and while you're down there, go ahead and rub her breasts as well. - Tiger-striped Depends, baby! '
