SEXLESS ROMANCE
A Mumbai attorney grown up watching Bollywood movies and reading Hindi novels was talking to his buddy. He tells his friend somberly, “You know I love my wife, really trust her, I think she is faithful to me, but somehow I have this doubt lingering in my mind.”
“Well, what is it that you doubt. You should resolve and be peaceful at heart.” The good friend advised.
The attorney asked, “I am out of town for couple days, why don’t you spy on her for one night for me.”
The attorney asked, “I am out of town for couple days, why don’t you spy on her for one night for me.”
The friend agreed. When the attorney came back they met again and he asked for report.
The friends responded with a sigh, "I don’t have good news for you. The morning you left and in the evening I saw an unfamiliar car pulled up in front of your house. A horn was sounded and your wife ran out well dressed and got into the car, hugged the guy and they drove away. Later, in the night, the car returned. I saw your wife and that stranger get out. They went into your house and I saw a light go on in your bedroom, so I ran over and looked through your window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse and bra. Then they got completely naked, and turned off the light."
"Then what happened? Tell me please don’t hide anything." The aflamed attorney asks.
"I don't know. It was too dark to see."
The attorney sighed
with relief, "Damn, you see what I mean? There's always that doubt of sexlessness and benefit that goes with it."
The friends responded with a sigh, "I don’t have good news for you. The morning you left and in the evening I saw an unfamiliar car pulled up in front of your house. A horn was sounded and your wife ran out well dressed and got into the car, hugged the guy and they drove away. Later, in the night, the car returned. I saw your wife and that stranger get out. They went into your house and I saw a light go on in your bedroom, so I ran over and looked through your window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse and bra. Then they got completely naked, and turned off the light."
"Then what happened? Tell me please don’t hide anything." The aflamed attorney asks.
"I don't know. It was too dark to see."
The attorney sighed
with relief, "Damn, you see what I mean? There's always that doubt of sexlessness and benefit that goes with it."
