SNAPPY RETORT
John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"
'I'm not smoking lady." replied John.
"But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said.
"Lady," John answered, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse!".
