STUFF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM TECH SUPPORT
* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
* "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the
FTC."
* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."
* "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
