SUNDAY SCHOOL STUDENTS TELL ABOUT THE BIBLE
* When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.
* St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
* It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
* The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
* A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
* The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
* One of
the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.
* When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
* St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage
* When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.
* St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
* It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
* The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
* A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
* The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
* One of
the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.
* When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
* St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage
