TEN SIGNS THAT THE GUY MUGGING YOU IS A ROOKIE...
10. After taking money, asks if you want a receipt.
9. In addition to wearing a ski mask, he's got skis and poles.
8. Asks you to hold his gun while he puts on some Chapstick
7. When he's done he says, "That was fun, now you mug me".
6. You're a policeman in full uniform, standing right in front of the station house, surrounded by fellow officers carrying assault rifles.
5. When you yell "stop thief". . . he does.
4. During police line-up he waves to you and shouts "remember me".
3. Tells you he wouldn't be doing this if Sienfeld hadn't been cancelled.
2. He keeps saying, "You under stand I'm doing this for the baby and Marla".
1. Accepts IOU's...and phone cards..
