TEN SIGNS YOUR VET BILL IS GOING TO REQUIRE FINANCING
* The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.
* The bill came with payment coupons.
* Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.
* "He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"
* He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.
* They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.
* The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.
* You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.
* "Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"
and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:
* "We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."
