TERMS
* MALE MENOPAUSE
Change of Wife * HYSTERECTOMY
An operation that removes the baby carriage but leaves the playpen in good condition. * CONTRACEPTIVE
An article to be worn on every conceivable occasion. * RECREATION
Screwing ones wife even though she's already pregnant. * PESSIMIST
A woman who's afraid she won't be able to squeeze her car into a very small parking space. * OPTIMISTIC
A man who thinks she won't try.
