TOP 7 FEATURES OF APPLE'S MOBILE PHONE
7> It looks and works great, but is only able to call other Apple phones.
6> Calls from telemarketers are identified by a cute icon of a can of Spam.
5> Just getting a dial tone requires a friggin' 99-cent download.
4> The entire numeric
keypad has been replaced by a single button.
keypad has been replaced by a single button.
3> Making an iCall on your iPhone while listening to iTunes causes you to get your iAss iKicked by iAnnoyed iPassersby.
2> You can buy a single three-minute call for 99 cents or you can buy ten calls for $9.99.
and the Number 1 Feature of Apple's Mobile Phone...
1> A hidden "Easter egg" lets you call the Vatican for free by
dialing *-W-O-Z-*.
dialing *-W-O-Z-*.
