TWO FOR THE PEARLY GATES
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
First woman- "I froze to death."
Second woman- "You froze to death-how horrible!"
First woman-"Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second woman-"I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
First woman-"So what happened?"
Second woman-"I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
First woman-"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."
