What They Say / What They Mean

| Wednesday, October 14, 2009

WHAT THEY SAY/ WHAT THEY MEAN
* Did you cum? [Because I didn't.]
* I have something to tell you. [Get tested.]
* I'm a Romantic. [I'm poor.]
* I'll give you a call. [I'd rather have my nipples torn.]
* I never meant to hurt you. [I thought you weren't a virgin.]
* Trust me. [Let's just keep this between you and me.]
* I love you. [God, what have I gotten myself into?]
* I think we should just be friends. [You're ugly.]
* Haven't I seen you before? [Nice ass.]
* I want to make love. [I want to fuck.]
* Was it good for you? [I'm insecure about my manhood.]
* We need to talk. [I'm pregnant.]
* I had a wonderful time last night. [Who the hell are you?]
* I've been thinking a lot. [You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.]
* I've learned a lot from you. [Next!]
* I want a commitment. [I'm sick of masturbation.]
* I think we should see other people. [I have been seeing other people.]
* Let's get married. [Does that mean we can do it now?]
* We don't have to do anything until you are ready. [Put out or get
out.]
* I feel its time to express our love for each other. [Give me head.]
* I still think about you. [I miss the sex.]
* Is there something wrong? [Is it supposed to be this soft?]
* You're so mature. [I hope you're eighteen.]
* Its never been like this
before. [It's my first time.]
* Yes! Yes!!! YES!!! [Aren't you done yet?]
* It's not you; it's me. [It's you.]


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