WIDOW
Suddenly widowed, Linda instructed the undertaker to select for her old man the very best casket and accoutrements. Cost was no concern.
But when she got the bill for $25,000, Linda was furious.
"But dear lady," the undertaker exclaimed, you asked us to give your husband the very best of burials and that is what we did".
"Look," Linda fumed, "for $5,000 more I could have had him buried in a Cadillac!"
